Thursday, July 21, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Waiting for a weather window...
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
The Big Left Turn
Sockdolager leaves Boat Haven in Port Townsend. Photo by Joan Zimmerman.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Goodbye Port Townsend, Hello Pacific!
We’re officially aboard Sockdolager now and can say, “Home is where the hull is.” Making this transformation has not been without stress, but it feels so good to be almost liberated from the land and free to wander the seas. Parting with friends is painful, but as the old Martin Mull line goes, “Don’t say goodbye; say hors d'oeuvres.” (Note to self: learn French.)
The ties that hold us now are the flexible and forgiving kind—friendships—that will stretch around the world if need be. Those are the most precious ties, and are the ones that will one day bring us back home. Meanwhile, WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!
Thoughts of our first major stop, San Francisco, are becoming more frequent. Hopefully it'll be a good first offshore passage. It's no exaggeration to say making such a transition as this is a test of one's sanity.
Jim (after viewing this video): Hey! San Francisco’s hosting the America’s Cup in 2013 and they're racing each other right now!
Karen: Wow, cool!
Jim: We could race them!
Karen: (silence)
Jim: I think we could take them.
Karen: Yeah. 5 knots against their fifty. That’s lessee, ten percent of their speed.
Jim: There’s always a handicap…
See you somewhere down the ocean road.
Friday, June 24, 2011
The Week Before Departure

Saturday, May 21, 2011
You know you’ve been working too hard when...

1. You wake up at oh-dark-thirty in the middle of processing a long list of things to do, that in daylight seemed rather minor, but at three o'clock in the morning have morphed into MAJOR jobs with HORRENDOUS consequences if you forget a single one of them.
2. You can’t go back to sleep and you’re too lazy to get up and write it all down, so you juggle the list in your head, an endless loop of fear of forgetting whatever it was that seemed so... zzzzzzz. Yawn. Sound of robins chirping. OMIGOD! It’s eight AM and you’ve forgotten everything!
3. You throw a cup of coffee down your gullet, hoping nothing like that will ever happen again to disturb your precious sleep. Time to get to work.
4. Eight hours later you can cross ONE thing off the list... well, it’s not actually finished, so you can’t cross it off unless you want to cheat. Rats. What’d I get done today? Is the sun over the yardarm yet?
5. You pour a glass of wine, wondering how you got so tired without crossing anything off the list. The wine relaxes you. Suddenly you think of a brand-new thing that needs doing, and add it to the dadgum list.
6. The clock in your head says "Six weeks left! Tick-tock, tick-tock..."
7. You make a new rule: When the list of stuff to do gets to the bottom of the paper, throw the paper away and start a new list.
8. Ahhh, bed. Feels so good to lay down after a hard day’s work, gonna sleep goo... zzzzzzz. BOING! 3:00 AM. Wide awake. OMIGOD! Why haven't I done THAT yet? Don't forget, don't forget, don't... zzzzzzz.
Welcome to Ground Hog Day.
Headless Chicken Days: Okay, you’re probably looking forward to the last of these voyage prep posts as much as we are... no, wait, that would be impossible. The good news is the boat’s all but ready and so are we, but there are still a few... okay, make that LOADS of projects to finish on our 110 year-old house, including moving completely out so that we can rent it. In other words, it's Headless Chicken Days. You'd recognize the signs. Things like: You go to repair a wall in the laundry room that had to come partially out for some plumbing work awhile back, but you realize the flooring is too crappy for renters, so you tear out the whole danged thing, right down to the 110 year-old cement slab, which by the wavy looks of it was evidently poured during some great drunken cement party. Standing back, you look at each other through the settling dust and gasp, "What the hell have we done?" But a few trips to the hardware store, a few beers to fuel the planning, and you're back on track--just a few days behind where you were supposed to be, that's all.
Hoo boy, and don't forget to add "Check all the smoke detectors and change the batteries" to the list. Short cuts are tempting. (Just kidding, that's not our house.)
Jim: I dreamed about the Tuamotus last night. (note: The Tuamotus are gorgeous tropical isles.)
Karen: That’s good. What was it about, swimming and beachcombing?
Jim: I forget. Do the Tuamotus have ballet?
Karen: Huh? Ballet? I dunno, why?
Jim: Because then they’d have Tuamotu tutus.
Karen: I need another coffee.
Jim: Isn’t there a song about the Chatanooga Choo-choo?
Karen: Oh yeah!
Both: Pardon me there, is that a Tuamotu tutuuuuuu!






























